dancybutt:

"what state do you live in?"

constant anxiety

intense-wizardy:

pizzaforpresident:

I would take a bullet for garlic bread

who would shoot a garlic bread

chibiknightcrossing:

current mood: tamagotchi after it poops

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10 Old Fashioned Dating Habits We Should Make Cool Again

  • 1. Coming to the door to pick someone up.
  • 2. Trying to dress really nicely for a date.
  • 3. Bringing flowers or other tokens of affection to the first date.
  • 4. Going dancing that’s not grinding on a grimy club floor.
  • 5. Straightforwardly asking someone out and not calling it “hanging out.”
  • 6. Additionally, being clear about when you’re “going steady.”
  • 7. Romantic gestures like writing poems.
  • 8. Turning electronics off and just being with one another.
  • 9. The general concept of asking permission for things.
  • 10. Not assuming sex is to be had at any point in time.

claphne:

whenever I’m traveling I always get tripped out at the fact that this is someone’s actual hometown like they know every back road and how to get everywhere and they’ve probably had tons of memories in this city

but I’m just someone passing by

escapism; the tendency to seek distraction and relief from unpleasant realities

theaveragefish:

why the hell did we all learn the exact words

"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"

rainbowsparklekittens:

REMEMBERING ALL YOUR NEGLECTED RESPONSIBILITIES AT ONCE LIKE

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(Source: rainbowsnowflakekittens)

unmatespritship:

going to underline something in pen and accidentally crossing it out

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(Source: fentonthermos)

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

judgemebymyurldoyou:

Did it ever occur to you that the music you’re listening to now you’ll hear again in 30 years on some oldies station in the car with your kid and you’ll remember listening to your favorite band on your old computer in your old bedroom wondering how one band could change your life like this one has and then you’ll finally understand why your parents only listened to the oldies when you were a kid.

(Source: quietgirlsreadthemostsmut)

spacerobot123456789:

*tips fedora at hazel grace* m’taphor